watari_003 | FanFic! Bad Days

Title: Bad Days
Genre: Humor
Characters: Tatsumi/Watari
Comments: Just coming out of lurk mode enough to post some fanfiction goodness. this will be crossposted in:

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Status: One-Shot

Bad Days

It was the end of another workday in Meifu and Tatsumi, for one, was glad it was OVER! He packed up his papers to work on at home, and left his office. along the way, he met with Watari, who looked about as exhausted as he felt. Watari looked up and gave him a weary smile. "long day for you too, huh?"

Tatsumi let out a sigh and nodded. "I can't believe what a day this has been."
Watari grinned, "I'll bet mine was worse."

Tatsumi managed to keep a neutral expression "I some how doubt that. I had to visit every porn shop in Tokyo looking for a video tape for the Earl."

"hmmm... I'll take your porn hunting and raise you baby-sitting a dirty old man for Tsuzuki's case."

"Groped by a prostitute that had more piercings than an american punk rocker."
By this time they were walking side by side towards Watari's Lab.

Watari winced, "sounds like she was a real looker. I was glomped by that dirty old man."

Tatsumi shuddered as an image of an old man like Kanoe Kacho glomping Watari. "After I found the tape that the Earl had requested, I ran into a certain white clad friend of ours as I was leaving the last shop."

Watari grinned at the mere thought of that situation "I'm not sure I can top that one.. Wait! I can! Being all alone when the dirty old man turned out to be the demon Tsuzuki and Bon were looking for. and to top it all off, he had tentacals!"

They walked into the lab and Watari immediately set out gathering his things to go home. as he searched Tatsumi continued on about his day. "got in a fight which resulted in more property damage than even Tsuzuki could cause."

Watari shot back, "had my ass kicked by a demon that looked more capable of raping it than kicking it."

"Now having debts comparable to Tsuzuki's"

"Tsuzuki 'saving' me by blowing up everything INCLUDEING me."

"The Earl groping me as a down payment."

"Having to put the flames in my hair out by sticking my head in the toilet."

Tatsumi smiled as he tried not to laugh. "hmmmm..." then he took out a CD from his brief case. and popped in Watari's computer to play.

Watari looked up at his computer screen just in time to see the most unspeakable horror imaginable.

at the sound of "OH, HAKUSHAKU-SAMA!", Watari immediately looked at Tatsumi and said, "Ok, I fold." winning a triumphant smile from his co-worker.